Funniest Love Quotes

Here are top funny love quotes which i am sure make you smile. These quotes remind us that sometimes love is blind as well as insane! Enjoy.....

• The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?" -----Freud
• An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -----Agatha Christie
• The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. -----Israel Zangwill
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.-----Rita Rudner
• Life thought me not to underestimate my ex, the one i love, nor the one i hate!
• Roses are red, violets are blue...You are always on my head cuz i love you... I hope you are dead cuz i hate you....These tears I shed are not worth you.
• My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -----Socrates
• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ------ David Bissonette
• I think about him every day and night. I just can’t get him out my head, I told him everything he needed to know. Now I am waiting for him to tell me what he’s thinking. The next thing I know I open my door and he’s there. He hugs me and I knew it was love.
• To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. ----Bertrand Russell
• Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there. -----Otomo No Yakamochi
• Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it is very rare because most people are strategists. -----Anita Brookner
• If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. -----Alan King
• Your heart is one of your most prized possessions, be careful who you give it to.
• Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
• I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. -----Rodney Dangerfield.
• I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. -----Tony Curtis.

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Short Love Text Messages

• It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things come in 2, & one of those things is me & u!
• I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place.
• I have just eight words which I have for you. That is I love you.
• You Are My Blessing The gift wrapping is over The cards are gone Yet my heart continues To sing
• Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u.
• As I woke up this morning, my angel came smiling and asked "What's ur wish 4 2day?" I paused 4 a while, then I told her not to worry about me and take care of u instead.
• A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.
• Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
• A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
• The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
• You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.
• Kash main chand tu sitara hota, falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota, sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota.

Shortest Love Quotes

Sending short love quotes to your loved one is best way to express your love. You can remember these short quotes very easily. Use the following best short love quotes to send to your loved one and express yourself with these powerful words.

• Love without reciprocation is the worst torture a human can experience. ----- Lauren
• The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of. -----Blaise Pascal
• Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. -----Auguste Rodin
• Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do. ----Unknown Source
• There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved. ----George Sand (1804-1876) French Romantic writer.
• It is not love, but lack of love which is blind.----- Glenway Wescott
• A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.--- Ingrid Bergman
• And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.----Khalil Gibran
• The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life.
• There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ---- Mignon McLaughlin
• Any time not spent on love is wasted. ----Torquato Tasso
• The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.
• Friendship is Love without his wings! ----Lord Byron
• Where there is no love, pour love in, and you will draw love out. ---- - St. John of the Cross
• Love is an act of endless forgiving - a tender look which becomes a habit.----- Peter Ustinov
• If you love life, life will love you back. ------ Norman Vincent Peale

Break-Up and Sad Quotes

We feel very sad, when the person we love breaks our heart. But we should take it positively. It doesn't stop our life. Life must go on and we should also. Deal with feelings of rejection bravely and be happy. Here are some of the best quotes on break up and love. These sad love quotes will help you forget you all your sad feelings and help you understand what you have experienced.

• When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. -----Oscar Wilde
• The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you. ----Anonymous
• Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing. ------Anais Nin
• Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.---- Herman Hesse
• Do you love me because I'm beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me
• I think about him every day and night. I just can’t get him out my head, I told him everything he needed to know. Now I am waiting for him to tell me what he’s thinking. The next thing I know I open my door and he’s there. He hugs me and I knew it was love
• When you think your first falling in love, just then you realize your falling out of love
• Jealousy is indeed a poor medium to secure love, but it is a secure medium to destroy one's self-respect. For jealous people, like dope-fiends, stoop to the lowest level and in the end inspire only disgust and loathing.---- Emma Goldman
• Love and death are the two great hinges on which all human sympathies turn.-- B. R. Hayden
• Love seeketh not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.----William Blake
• I know in reality we can't be together, so I just close my eyes and you're right here with me... in my dreams you're mine forever.
• There is one pain I often feel which you will never know because it is caused by the absence of you.
• Love all that has been created by God, both the whole and every grain of sand. Love every leaf and every ray of light. Love the beasts and the birds, love the plants, love every separate fragment. If you love each fragment, you will understand the mystery of the whole resting in God. -----Fyodor Dostoevski 1821-1881, Russian Novelist
• I hold it true, whatever befall;
  I feel it, when I sorrow most;
  'Tis better to have loved and lost
  Than never to have loved at all.----Alfred Tennyson - 1850
• Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met
• I wish you loved me the way I loved you
• If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you. ----- Winnie the Pooh
• Never Say" I love you "if you don't really care,
  never talk about feeling if they aren't really there.
  Never hold my hand if you're going to break my heart.
  Never say you're to, if you never plan to start.
  Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie.
  Never say hello, if you really mean goodbye.
  If you really mean forever, then say you will try.
  Never say forever ' cause forever makes me cry.
• Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go. - Herman Hesse
• A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to put it back together.
• I was always there for you from the start and now that I need you, you wanted to grow apart.****
• I ne'er can love another
  As long as life may stand.
  No maid the wide world over
  Shall hold this heart or hand. -----Anonymous
• Never be sad for what is over,
  just be glad that it was once yours.
• Breaking up is a natural evolution when you try to figure out what you want in life. If you're with an individual who isn't moving in the same direction and at the same rate that you are, it ain't going to work.
• There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. -- Steve Martin
• Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.-----Anonymous

Cutest Love Quotes

• There is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved. ----George Sands
• Can miles truly separate you from friends...If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? -----Richard Bach
• Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. ----Albert Einstein
• What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories. ----George Eliot
• A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;A woman loses hers after four kisses. ----H.L. Mencken
• Love waits 4 one thing, the right moment.
• Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
• Love is like some fresh spring, first a stream and then a river, changing its aspect and its nature as it flows to plunge itself in some boundless ocean, where restricted natures only find monotony, but where great souls are engulfed in endless contemplation
• The greatest thing you’ll ever learnIs just to love and be loved in return.
• I love thee - I love thee, 'Tis all that I can say, It is my vision in the night, My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood
• True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending. ----K. Knight

Beautiful Love Quotes

• The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one; Yet the light of the bright world dies, With the dying sun. The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one; Yet the light of a whole life dies, When love is done. ----Francis W. Bourdillon
• Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. ---Unknown
• Love the heart that hurts you,But never hurt the heart that loves you. -----Unknown
• The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. ----Helen Hayes
• To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess. -----H.L. Mencken
• I know that somewhere in the universe exists my perfect soul mate; but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza. -----Alf Whit
• Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? ----Helen Rowland 
  
  A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ----Ingrid Bergman
• Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. ----Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig

Hot Love Quotes for Girls

• Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other - it doesn't matter who it is - and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.
• Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. ----Vincent Van Gogh
• Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.-----Charles Caleb Colton
• Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. ----Joan Crawford
• Life is short but my love is longer than your life.I will meet you after life in heaven may that time u will know what is my love!!!!
• I don’t know why I cry……It’s just that when I see your face....I want you. I don’t know why I still like you... after all you broke my heart. I don’t know why I scream for you…. I guess I love you.
• Whenever you are sad, i want to make you smile... hoping it will make you glad, bcoz I want to be the girl who want to grows old with you.
• But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, Never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning. ----Walter Raleigh
• Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
  Leave the fingers open and it stays.
  Clutch it, and it darts away. ----Dorothy Parker
• Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly
• I'd like to run away
  From you,
  But if you didn't come
  And find me ...
  I would die. ----- by Shirley Bassey
• It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
  an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
  but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.----Unknown ~
• Love, true love, is that which can give the most
  without asking or demanding anything in return. ----Mazie Hammond
• It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.---- Francois De La Rochefoucauld
• Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible…it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.-----Barbara De Angelis
• Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. ----Lord Byron

Loveliest Love Quotes

• Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy, Devote your income and labor to others ... And your very flesh shall be a great poem. -----Walt Whitman
• What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ----Ralph Waldo Emerson
• I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. ----Mae West
• It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ---Unknown
• Love waits for one thing, the right moment. ----Anna
• Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything.
• To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
• The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
• Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand. -----Mother Teresa
• Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. ----Alexander Smith

Nice Love Quotes for Everyone

• I Cry For The Times That You Were Almost Mine, I Cry For The Memories I've Left Behind, I Cry For The Pain, The Lost, The Old, the New.. I Now Cry For The Times I Thought I Had You.
• A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.
• It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way. ----Charles Dickens
• I hold it true, whatever befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. ----Alfred Tennyson
• When I say I love Eastland, it sounds preposterous -- a man who brutalizes people. But you love him or you wouldn't be here. You're going to Mississippi to create social change -- and you love Eastland in your desire to create conditions which will redeem his children. Loving your enemy is manifest in putting your arms not around the man but around the social situation, to take power from those who misuse it -- at which point they can become human too. ----Bayard Rustin
• The love we give away is the only love we keep. ----Elbert Hubbard
• Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him.
• It's funny how big of an impact you have on me. It's like when I see you, you don't even have to speak, all you can do is smile, and it can make my day, and that's how I remember my reasons for loving you.
• Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give--which is everything.------ Vittorio Alfieri
• How many time do I love, again? Tell me how many beads there are In a silver chain Of evening rain Unraveled from the trembling main And threading the eye of a yellow star:-- So many time do I love again. ----Thomas Lovell Beddoes

Great Love Quotes

• To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. ----Unknown
• Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. ----Oscar Wilde
• Sometimes I just hold you Too caught up in me to see I'm holding a fortune that heaven has given to me I'll try to show you each and every way I can Now and forever, I will be your man. ---- Unknown
• I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES. ---- Homer Simpson
• Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ----- Henry Kissinger
• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. ----- Albert Einstein
• If you love someone more than anything, Then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart.